Resolution le' (or was tht De') mua mua....
I hereby declare tht no matter what happens to my LAB comprehensive or my chop the mice into pieces experiment, i shall give bloggin my first priority. (even my personel diary come next!).
Declaration signed by: Crypticrap
Witness: 1. The guy in dorky specks seated (looking like a fool) next to me.
2. The 'i-am-B E A -utiful' femme fatale on the other side(who i gess has just bathed in
in perfume'
Genetics and Comprehension
Days before i was being made, Watson and Crick had conspired on this super-duper secret hussh hussh plan and come up with the DNA double helix model of the most essential of living molecules. They had hence decided on this experiment, to be conducted days after they began to rot in their graves. I came across this parchment in the BITS-Con-vinci Code and here are its essential features....
AIM: Inflict the subject to maximum mental torture , hence leading to permanent cerebral impairment.
Materials required: subject (Swarna Subash for awesome results), Principles of genetics(an even more awesome prescribed textbookby Tamarin), weekly 3 classes on the same, cumulated by 2 tests (where even understanding the questions takes u 50 minutes) and of crse zillions of those zinggers...surprise quizzes(wch even defy the term 'SURPRISE')
Procedure: Get Dr. S K verma to take this blessed course, and let him talk talk talk, for the entire 50 minutes u are given. Have u heard of Over Head Transmission (OHT-fellow bitsians must surely be)...now thts wat we are looking for here. no matter how many jet planes go over ur head nothing can beat the supersonic velocity of these little mini U2's. sope..once we are sure tht we cant make heads or tails outta this crapshit, we can analyze the subject who by now shudav been one of those life size models of 'rules of electrostatics'-all charged up shud i say!!
Observations and Results: apart from a completely insane specimen, u tend to see signs of postgenetississsss(need i say more)
Precautions: Handling of the specimen must be rude and random
Ability to attend other classes must be completely hampered
Prassana(assistant to the Prof-in charge) must also preferebly pitch in and express
his veiws
